Not parasocial love nor parasocial hate but a secret third thing where I respect the celebrity for their talents and achievements while acknowledging that I do not have a personal relationship with them and that they are a human with flaws
The sluttiest thing a man can do is ask "oh yeah?"
people love to talk about (predominantly queer) bdsm and kink communities like they're all unstable hyper-dangerous droves of people putting each other at constant risk but in reality there's nothing on earth as dangerous as a dyed-in-the-wool normie vanilla straight guy who's decided that today is the day he tries out choking
they are going this drink after me when i die
the horsepussy
- 2 parts apple martini flavored crystal lite
- 1 part methadone
currently using a 640 x 480 pixel monitor! it’s good enough ^_^
o/ <- person waving
o7 <- person saluting
ol <- person raising hand
o1 <- person scratching head
\o> <- person stretching
\o/ <- woohoo!
<o> <- EXTREME STRESS, LIKE "OH FUCK OH SHIT" STRESS
<o> ∆ <- Levitating Pizza
stroganoff or hardly strogan 🤨

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